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To: eddie r gammon who wrote (25551)	10/6/2000 9:17:04 PM
From: Ilaine	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

ROFLMAO! You're right, let's lighten up. It's Friday (TGIF!), it's the weekend, it's a LOOOONG weekend, thank you Christopher Columbus for finding this wonderful place, even though some of my ancestors were already here, and some Scandihoovians and Irish monks claim they did it first, it's Miller time, Bud time, green bottle time, Mad Dog time, Patron Anejo tequila time, name your poison, in my case it's Bloody Mary time, and MythMan is gonna tell me to edit this post if he reads it in time, but hoping he won't (-g-), for some reason this quotation seems apt today (-vbg-): "The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters." - Genghis Kahn, 1226 So let's take a tip from the Mongol hordes, and party!

To: eddie r gammon who wrote (25551)	10/6/2000 9:44:43 PM
From: byhiselo	Respond to of 436258

thx for the laugh <bg>

To: eddie r gammon who wrote (25551)	10/6/2000 9:46:35 PM
From: MythMan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

A mother is walking with her five year-old son through the zoo when they reach the elephant cage. The boy looks with amazement at the large beast and asks his mom, "What's that long thing hanging down from the elephant?" His mother replies "That's his trunk". The little boy goes, "I know that, the thing to the other side of the trunk." The mom replies "Oh, that's his tail". The boy goes, "I know that! No, what's that big thing hanging down in between the trunk and tail." The mother, wanting to avoid this subject all together, just says "Oh, that's nothing" and whisks him off to the next exhibit. Two weeks later he goes to the same zoo with his dad. They are at the elephant exhibit and he asks his dad "What's that long thing hanging down from the elephant?" The dad replies, "That's his trunk." "No, behind that!" says the kid. "Oh, well that's his tail" replies the father. "NO, in-between the trunk and the tail!" yells the kid. His dad replies, "Son, that's the elephant's penis." The kid, a bit puzzled, tells his dad, "But Mom said it was nothing." His father replied, "Son, that's because your mom's been spoiled."