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To: MythMan who wrote (25566)	10/6/2000 10:22:46 PM
From: yard_man	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

better ... but not as good as erg's

To: MythMan who wrote (25566)	10/7/2000 9:17:17 AM
From: Terry Whitman	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 436258

A man and his wife are playing a round of golf at a course out in the sticks (of Arkansas, I think). It was a holiday, so all the good courses were booked up. He hits a drive into a farmer's field, and finds it lying behind a barn. His wife, seeing the lie, and the barn, says, "Why don't you hit it through the barn. The doors are open." The man scratched his head, and then says, "OK, I'll try it." He rares back and gives it all he's got. The shot kareens off the barn and strikes his wife in the forehead, killing her. Serveral years later, the man is playing the same course on the same holiday (Columbus Day, I think). He hits a drive to the same location behind the barn in the farmer's field. When they approach the ball, his playing partner eyes the ball, and says, "Why don't you hit it through the barn. The doors are open, and it would be straight at the hole." The man answers, "I'm not trying that again." "Why not," asks his partner. "Last time I tried that, I got an 8 on this hole." hohoho