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To: Jim Willie CB who wrote (6520)10/8/2000 8:46:49 AM
From: TShirtPrinter  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 65232
 
Jim Willie CB,

After the politics talk, I couldn't help but think of you as I read this joke.

To: BKS who started this subject
From: bree123 Saturday, Oct 7, 2000 3:02 PM ET
Reply # of 16401

THE CHICKEN & THE HORSE
Once there were a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard.
Suddenly the horse falls into a mud-pit! He yells out to the chicken "HELP, HELP!!! Go get the farmer, save me, save me!!!"
The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him.
So he gets the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud-pit, lasso's the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out.
The horse says "Thank you! Thank you! I owe you my life, chicken...."

A couple of days later they are playing there again.
But this time the chicken falls into the mud-pit and calls out to the horse "Help me,help me!!!! Go get the farmer!!!"
But the horse says, There's no time!!! But I think I can reach you, hold on! The horse stretches it's 4 legs across the mud-pit and yells at the chicken, "Grab onto my dick!!!!!"
The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back and saves the chicken's life......

So!!!!! Whats the moral to the story????????
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If you have a dick the size of a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Tony