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To: sandintoes who wrote (1503)	10/11/2000 6:25:57 AM
From: thecow	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4692

A husband and wife are on the 18th tee finishing a long 5-1/2 hour round of golf. The fairway finally clears and the husband anxiously grabs his driver to hit his final tee shot. Just as he is about to tee off, his wife asks:"Honey, if I should die suddenly, what would you do? Would you re-marry?" A bit annoyed at the interruption, the husband quickly answers: "If I should happen to find the right woman and I'm still young, yes, I guess I probably would re-marry." "You would?" the wife says, looking vaguely hurt. The husband starts his pre-shot routine again, and again the wife interrupts, "Would you let her drive my Mercedes?" He backs off the ball again, stops and replies, "You know how good that car has been, I wouldn't just trade it in -- so yes, I guess I would let her drive it. Now will you please let me hit the ball?" "I see," she says indignantly. "And would you and your new wife live in our house?" Glaring at his wife the husband states, "You know how much I love our house and I don't want to move, so yeah we'd live there. And, if you interrupt me one more time I'm really going to get mad!!!" "Is that so?" says the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too?" "No I would not!" he blurts out. "She's left-handed...."