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To: thecow who wrote (431)10/12/2000 4:33:42 PM
From: Gottfried  Respond to of 12669
 
thecow, thanks for the warning. I'm close to exploring MS Money on my new Dell. I'm using Quicken on the desktop, but have no CD since it was preinstalled, I think.

Can't think of anything amusing right now.

Gottfried



To: thecow who wrote (431)4/20/2001 12:27:16 AM
From: Gottfried  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 12669
 
tc, did you author this?

Political Philosophies Defined, in Simple "Two Cow" Terms

Socialism:
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

Communism:
You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk.

Fascism:
You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk.

Bureaucracy:
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Corporate:
You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead.

Democracy:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow which was a gift from your government.

... copied from another board, ... author unknown