To: Ahda who wrote (241 ) 10/13/2000 1:03:14 PM From: ahhaha Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 24758 Well they will propel gas sales as vendors come to your door. To light your pilot.Retail sales seem to be escalating and profits diminishing. It's the law of diminishing returns.Good news there. It just might be impossible to hire clerks so we will all have to shop on the net. No. The number of web vans would rise so much that all the gas would be used, so nothing bought would be delivered. Then you couldn't shop at all.We can ease the employment problem by offering the Palestinians a home and avert a war while we are at it. Charity begins at home. Why don't you give your house to them?We ought to prop the Euro and the C dollar too. How about the ruble and the peso? You must be prejudiced against our other friends who are are more needy. You're a bad person.The housing market remains tight where I live and costly. Solution is we can rezone and skyscrapers erupt on postage sized lots. Whoops legal proceedings mean increased employment, tis a lousy thought. 'tis true, 'tis pityAnd medical costs increase because no one can get any sleep due to tight employment. That we find out the cause of this effect, Or rather say, the cause of this defect, For this effect defective comes by cause Wisdom in our little nation and the Gods Laugh at my procrastination They Do? You must Be Waiting for Godot. Polonius - ... to expostulate What majesty should be, what duty is, Why day is day, night night, and time is time, Were nothing but to waste night, day, and time. Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief: your noble son is mad: Mad call I it; for, to define true madness. What is't but to be nothing else but mad? But let that go. Queen - More matter with less art. Polonius - Madame, I swear I use no art at all. That he is mad, t'is true: t'is true t'is pity; And pity 'tis 'tis true: a foolish figure; But farewell it, for I will use no art. Mad let us grant him, then : and now remains That we find out the cause of this effect, Or rather say, the cause of this defect, For this effect defective comes by cause : Thus it remains, and the remainder thus. Perpend. Hamlet, II,1