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Politics : Should God be replaced? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Greg or e who wrote (1836)10/19/2000 12:13:12 PM
From: epicure  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 28931
 
No wait bring that man back in here. The Lord God Almighty has a few questions of
his own
From Job 38,39,40
Shall he that contendeth with the Almighty instruct him? he that reproveth God, let him
answer it.(Job 40:1)

Objection! Argumentative.

2. Who is this that darkeneth counsel by words without knowledge?
Gird up now thy loins like a man; for I will demand of thee, and answer thou me.
Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast
understanding.
Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest? or who hath stretched the line
upon it?
Whereupon are the foundations thereof fastened? or who laid the corner stone thereof;

When the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God shouted for joy?
Or who shut up the sea with doors, when it brake forth, as if it had issued out of the
womb?
When I made the cloud the garment thereof, and thick darkness a swaddlingband for
it,
And brake up for it my decreed place, and set bars and doors,
And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be
stayed?
Hast thou commanded the morning since thy days; and caused the dayspring to know
his place;
That it might take hold of the ends of the earth, that the wicked might be shaken out of
it?
It is turned as clay to the seal; and they stand as a garment.
And from the wicked their light is withholden, and the high arm shall be broken.
Hast thou entered into the springs of the sea? or hast thou walked in the search of the
depth?
Have the gates of death been opened unto thee? or hast thou seen the doors of the
shadow of death?
Hast thou perceived the breadth of the earth? declare if thou knowest it all.
Where is the way where light dwelleth? and as for darkness, where is the place
thereof,
That thou shouldest take it to the bound thereof, and that thou shouldest know the
paths to the house thereof?
Knowest thou it, because thou wast then born? or because the number of thy days is
great?
Hast thou entered into the treasures of the snow? or hast thou seen the treasures of the
hail,
Which I have reserved against the time of trouble, against the day of battle and war?
By what way is the light parted, which scattereth the east wind upon the earth?
Who hath divided a watercourse for the overflowing of waters, or a way for the
lightning of thunder;
To cause it to rain on the earth, where no man is; on the wilderness, wherein there is no
man;
To satisfy the desolate and waste ground; and to cause the bud of the tender herb to
spring forth? Hath the rain a father? or who hath begotten the drops of dew?
Out of whose womb came the ice? and the hoary frost of heaven, who hath gendered
it?
The waters are hid as with a stone, and the face of the deep is frozen.
Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion?
Canst thou bring forth Mazzaroth in his season? or canst thou guide Arcturus with his
sons?
Knowest thou the ordinances of heaven? canst thou set the dominion thereof in the
earth?
Canst thou lift up thy voice to the clouds, that abundance of waters may cover thee?
Canst thou send lightnings, that they may go and say unto thee, Here we are?
Who hath put wisdom in the inward parts? or who hath given understanding to the
heart?
Who can number the clouds in wisdom? or who can stay the bottles of heaven,
When the dust groweth into hardness, and the clods cleave fast together?
Wilt thou hunt the prey for the lion? or fill the appetite of the young lions,
When they couch in their dens, and abide in the covert to lie in wait?
Who provideth for the raven his food? when his young ones cry unto God, they
wander for lack of meat.
39:

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Knowest thou the time when the wild goats of the rock bring forth? or canst thou mark
when the hinds do calve? Canst thou number the months that they fulfil? or knowest
thou the time when they bring forth? They bow themselves, they bring forth their young
ones, they cast out their sorrows. Their young ones are in good liking, they grow up
with corn; they go forth, and return not unto them. Who hath sent out the wild ass free?
or who hath loosed the bands of the wild ass?
Whose house I have made the wilderness, and the barren land his dwellings.
He scorneth the multitude of the city, neither regardeth he the crying of the driver.
The range of the mountains is his pasture, and he searcheth after every green thing.
Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib? Canst thou bind the
unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
Wilt thou trust him, because his strength is great? or wilt thou leave thy labour to him?
Wilt thou believe him, that he will bring home thy seed, and gather it into thy barn?
Gavest thou the goodly wings unto the peacocks? or wings and feathers unto the
ostrich? Which leaveth her eggs in the earth, and warmeth them in dust, And forgetteth
that the foot may crush them, or that the wild beast may break them. She is hardened
against her young ones, as though they were not her's: her labour is in vain without fear;
Because God hath deprived her of wisdom, neither hath he imparted to her
understanding.
What time she lifteth up herself on high, she scorneth the horse and his rider.
Hast thou given the horse strength? hast thou clothed his neck with thunder?
Canst thou make him afraid as a grasshopper? the glory of his nostrils is terrible.
He paweth in the valley, and rejoiceth in his strength: he goeth on to meet the armed
men.
He mocketh at fear, and is not affrighted; neither turneth he back from the sword.
The quiver rattleth against him, the glittering spear and the shield.
He swalloweth the ground with fierceness and rage: neither believeth he that it is the
sound of the trumpet.
He saith among the trumpets, Ha, ha; and he smelleth the battle afar off, the thunder of
the captains, and the shouting.
Doth the hawk fly by thy wisdom, and stretch her wings toward the south?
Doth the eagle mount up at thy command, and make her nest on high?
She dwelleth and abideth on the rock, upon the crag of the rock, and the strong place.
From thence she seeketh the prey, and her eyes behold afar off.
Her young ones also suck up blood: and where the slain are, there is she. Objection! Compound question. I also object on the grounds that it would call for speculation on the part of the witness.



To: Greg or e who wrote (1836)10/19/2000 4:58:39 PM
From: Solon  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 28931
 
The Lord God Almighty has a few questions of his own
From Job 38,39,40


Solon put God back on the stand, when God's trial resumed this AM. After a bit of fencing, Solon forced God to admit that He had written the questions in Job 38,39,and 40. Solon asked God if He was confused about the Nature of Reality. At first God denied He was, but later, under relentless questioning, He finally admitted that He was.

Solon showed the Court that most of the questions had reasonable answers--that met the requirements of reasonable belief. Solon then proved that many of the questions showed an ignorance of the Nature of Reality (such as the earth resting on a foundation!). This day there was a lot of laughter in the court as the people tried to gain relief from the ugly testimony that God had given about the killing of the 42 children.

Expert witnesses were brought in to show that the questions, taken as a whole, were the product of a primitive and simple mind with no grounding in the sciences. Defense Attorney, Greg McRitchie, leaped into the fray and tried to have his client declared an imbecile, but the judge refused the request on the grounds that the defendent demonstrated sufficient capacity to form intentions, while yet understanding the most probable consequences of his actions, and being able to appreciate a moral distinction between consequences.

Solon got God to repeatedly claim that He knew everything, but when asked WHY He killed the kids, God simply said it was a plan He made millions of years ago. Solon asked God if He knew He was going to kill the kids when God first planned the Universe. God said He did. Solon asked if the creation was the first choice God had ever made. God answered in the negative. Solon asked if God knew He was going to decide to make the universe someday. God said, yes.

This went on for some time as Solon took God further and further back into his time. Solon was trying to pin down when God first thought the Universe of Man, but God simply kept remebvering further back. Did God remember His beginning Solon finally asked Him. God said He did not. Did God remember His end, Solon then continued. God again answered in the negative. Solon then asked if God remembered or understood all the events that came between the beginning and the end. God answered, "pretty much so".

"Why did you kill the 42 children?" Solon shouted in a loud voice.

"I don't know", relied God.

"What were you feeling at the time"?

"First I felt rage, then joy, then finally a sense of peace".

"Have you ever been hospitalized for mental illness"?

"No, I haven't".

"Do you believe that you are GOd, Sir"?

"I AM God".

As on the first day, Solon appeared unsteady on his feet, and repeatedly spilled his water on God's clothing.

Before the session closed for the day, Solon asked God if He loved anyone in the courtroom. God just laughed. "You know I love my children", He said. "Every God Damn one of em. They's all good kids, ceptin they's missin a mother...