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To: Wayners who wrote (16592)10/21/2000 11:41:50 AM
From: Nite-Man  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30928
 
Is that all you do is cruise farm-animal porno sites? That is when you're not masturbating or peeping at your sisters through the hole in the bathroom door.

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To: Wayners who wrote (16592)10/26/2000 9:04:38 AM
From: Capt  Respond to of 30928
 
MAN DIES IN KINKY SEX GAME

A KINKY loner accidentally killed himself during a bizarre sex game with a dustbin liner and a vacuum cleaner, an inquest heard yesterday.

Wayne Van Scoyoc, 49, was found naked astride the cleaner and wrapped inside a plastic "cocoon".

The divorced courier driver had suffocated inside the contraption he built to heighten his sexual pleasure.

He had sealed himself in the cocoon - made of heavy-duty plastic and a bin liner - then ran the vacuum cleaner hose inside. He also fixed a switch to operate it.

Police found Wayne Van Scoyoc lying on his back when they broke into his mobile home in Garsington, Oxford, after his boss raised the alarm.

Det Inspector David McCorkhill told the hearing: "It was a complicated set-up. When it was eventually unravelled, we found a naked male."

Sticky tape and bottles of sex drug amyl nitrate were near the body.

Police had investigated Wayne Van Scoyoc's sex antics after finding him unconscious two years earlier.

Van Scoyoc's ex-wife Celia - who he wed weeks after meeting her through a lonely hearts ad in 1984 - told the inquest her husband had "unusual sexual habits." They divorced in 1998.

Colleagues at transport firm Oxford Logistics described Van Scoyoc as "reliable, but a loner."

Verdict: Accident.