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To: q_long who wrote (7840)10/21/2000 7:05:51 PM
From: 49thMIMOMander  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 34857
 
"Can anyone elaborate on how the GSM/CDMA SIM card works. Is
it embedded in the handset for dual mode GSM/CDMA. Is it an
optional card than can be inserted in the handset? "

No, it is a communistic obligatory chip implanted in
the butt at birth. It enables reception and transmission
using wireless wiretaps on every legacy QCDMA transmission
in the world, using propriatory, patented compression
with a compression ratio of 250 Qmillion to 1 FIMB
(the total brain capacity of 250 million compared to
one finnish butt)

Soon the same will be applied to all cows and pigs in USA,
watch out, if you have been spared from the UK desease.
(Mquarice knows more about the origin)

The search for butts is proceeding according to an
accelerated Viterbi algorithm, in search for the lost
salesman, using the method of free roaming survivalists in
fear of the evil empire, according to the popular sound bite
"watch my butt"

Ilmarinen.

P.S. Anything else you are long lost aboutt and need
further elaborations abutt??

P.P.S The card and butt is not optional in the GSM
not the 3G space, butt a totally open, sore, hemmorroidal
ITU enforced standard, feels soooo good, according to rated
and classified USA militia sources, mainly containes a
common lowly processor, 8 bit controller and some memory
space for SMS messages and contract details, sometimes
most of the measurable IJQ of the bearer.
(smart card)