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To: CerealMan who wrote (68011)	10/22/2000 12:58:58 PM
From: myturn	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 150070

Make sure you all watch 60 minutes tonight. Cheers RG

To: CerealMan who wrote (68011)	10/22/2000 1:21:00 PM
From: CerealMan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 150070

more funnies...i found these over on a yahoo board... > Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.????? > A. A cherry float. > > Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? > A. Beat IT - we're closed. > > Q. Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? > A. To find a tight seal. > > Q. What's the difference between sin and shame? > A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. > > Q. Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? > A. She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" > > Q. Why is air a lot like sex? > A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. > > Q. What's another name for pickled bread? > A. Dill-dough. > > Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? > A: She's withholding evidence. > > Q. What's the difference between light and hard? > A. You can sleep with a light on. > > Q. Why is sex like a bridge game? > A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. > > Q. What's the height of conceit? > A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. > > Q. What's the definition of macho? > A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy. > > Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? > A. Their balls are just for decoration. > > Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? > A. Because it scares the hell out of the dog. > > Q. Why is divorce so expensive? > A. Because it's worth it. pops