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To: Oblomov who wrote (30378)10/23/2000 9:01:12 AM
From: Terry Whitman  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 436258
 
Hohoho. That was always my dream- Starting center on a basketball team of midgets.

BTW- Did ya hear the one about the basketball fan that died and went to heaven. He says to St. Peter- "Where's the gym, I wanna watch some basketball?"

So St. Peter takes him to the Eternal Arena, where the seats are plated in gold, and the popcorn is never stale.

They sit and watch the action for a while, and the man notices that the coach,who is dressed in a stunning robe, keeps screaming at the players and referees, jumps up and down, and generally makes a scene.

"Who's that?" The man asks St. Peter.

"Oh, that's just God," St. Peter answers, "He thinks he's Bobby Knight. "