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To: Michael M who wrote (86846)10/23/2000 11:08:20 PM
From: Father Terrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
I never would have guessed.

FT



To: Michael M who wrote (86846)10/26/2000 4:42:09 PM
From: Father Terrence  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 108807
 
THE JOKE IS ON YOU!
"We're all ignorant, only in different subjects." That was one of my father's favorite sayings by Will Rogers. He added this attachment, "Make sure you're not the dunce of your chosen profession."

From official court records here are actual questions asked by some the legal geniuses that live in the United States:

Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in
most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about
it until the next morning?

What happened then?
He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
Did he kill you?

Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

Were you alone or by yourself?

What is the meaning of sperm being present?
It indicates intercourse.
Male sperm?
That is the only kind I know.

Can you describe the individual?
He was about medium height and had a beard.
Was this a male or female?

How long have you been a French Canadian?

How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision?

Mr. Clark, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
I went to Europe, sir.
And did you take your new wife?

Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
That's me.
Were you present when that picture was taken?

Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
By death.
And by whose death was it terminated?