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To: HairBall who wrote (84832)10/26/2000 12:17:45 AM
From: S100  Respond to of 152472
 
SHOO FLY PIE
submitted by Joe McDonald

An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper.

"You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket."

"Yep," the farmer said as he watched the trooper shoo away several flies.

"These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained.

"Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies."

"What's a circle fly?"

"Them flies that circle a horse's tail," answered the farmer. "Them are circle flies."

"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's rear, would you?" the trooper angrily asked.

"Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just can't fool them flies."

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To: HairBall who wrote (84832)10/26/2000 12:20:41 AM
From: Ruffian  Respond to of 152472
 
Easy way out, like i always knew.........

Try forecasing the weather, you might get luckier.....