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Politics : Al Gore vs George Bush: the moderate's perspective -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Hawkmoon who wrote (3759)10/27/2000 10:44:47 PM
From: Frank Griffin  Respond to of 10042
 
A little levity but supposed to be true---------
Folks: Ya'll should take comfort in the fact that we have this caliber
of people taking care of us in Washington.

Thought you might find this enlightening:

"Cattle Guards

For those of you who have never traveled to the great
West, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at
fence openings on highways to prevent cattle from crossing.
For some reason the bovines will not step on the guards,
probably, because they fear getting their feet caught
between the rails. I need to make that clear in order for
everyone to appreciate the following TRUE story.

President Clinton received a report that there were over
100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. Because Colorado ranchers
protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, he
ordered Secretary of Interior Bruce Babbitt to fire half of
the guards immediately. Before Babbitt could respond, and
presumably straighten him out, Colorado's congresswoman, Pat
Schroeder, intervened with a request that before any were
fired, they be given six months of retraining.

Mark Shoup, associate editor, Kansas Wildlife and Parks
Magazine (and we wonder why the USA is in such a mess)."