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To: brk who wrote (22072)10/28/2000 9:18:16 AM
From: levy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 28311
 
Who is mauck? I have put the crack team on this and this is what they think is happening.....Mauck is a wealthy playboy who made his money as an undercover international supergeek breaking into computer systems of every major company and stealing important code.....he was brought on board go2net last year by the messiah to work on a project code named "BLUEHOUSE"....you know like bluetooth....this is a fundamental new voice recognition method that will be able to work across all platforms and can convert all languages and dialects (even the AA's). It involves a system called "FreeBSD" that requires users to breath certain herbs that have been superheated (explaining the reference to hot lava in that high level coded halloween invitation)......once the user has done this their language is easily broken down into the most fundamental building blocks, the Elemental nature of all things must be distilled and reconstructed in a manner that transforms (here I am just decoding the invitation).

During the most recent 3rd quarter conference call Mauck demonstrated these effects when he infiltrated the conference room with his FreeBSD pheromone and turned the entire meeting to what seemed slowmo to us but realtime to those effected (an effect akin to some of us who lived in the 60's and smoked pot but in this new herb no one even knows its happening).....once in slowmo the voice recognition systems can break out the fundamental elements of voice and allow even the AA's words to be understood by voice recognition software...this is simple yet brilliant don't you think. My hat is off to Mauck...just brilliant.



To: brk who wrote (22072)10/28/2000 11:48:16 AM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 28311
 
Not in my basement you don't!