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Biotech / Medical : GUMM - Eliminate the Common Cold -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Troutbum who wrote (2962)10/31/2000 9:48:56 AM
From: StockDung  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 5582
 
THE GUMMBALL MONSTER MASH

I was working in the stock research lab, late one night

When my eyes beheld, an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly, was chewing gum to my surprise

(He did the mash) He did the gumball monster mash
(He did the mash) It was a stock graveyard smash
(He did the mash) The touts caught on in a flash
(He did the mash) He did the gumball monster mash

From my stock research laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the touting vampires feast
The stock ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To give Gumtech a jolt, from my electrode

(They did the mash) They did the gumball monster mash
(They did the mash) It was a stock graveyard smash

(They did the mash) The touts caught on in a flash
(They did the mash) They did the gumball monster mash

The Gumtech zombies were having fun, they thought the gumball party had just begun
The guests included Dan "THE SHILL", Dr. Howard and trout the bum. The scene was rocking, all were digging the press release sounds
Igor on chains backed by his buying manipulating hounds
The short coffin draggers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, the stock crypt kicker five

(They played the mash) They played the gumball monster mash
(They played the mash) It was a stock graveyard smash
(They played the mash) The touts caught on in a flash
(They played the mash) They played the gumball monster mash

Out from his coffin Dan "THE SHILL''s" voice did ring
It seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist and said
Whatever happened to my Short Squeeze Transylvania twist

(It's now the mash) It's now the gumball monster mash
(It's now the mash) It was a touts stock graveyard smash
(It's now the mash) The touts caught on in a flash
(It's now the mash) It's now the gumball monster mash

Now everything's cool, Truthseeker's a part of the band
And my gumball monster mash is the hit of the land
For you the living this gumball mash was meant too
When you get to my door tell them Auric sent you

(And you can mash) And you can gumball monster mash
(And you can mash) It was a stock graveyard smash
(And you can mash) The touts caught on in a flash
(And you can mash) And you can gumballmonster mash



To: Troutbum who wrote (2962)10/31/2000 1:43:23 PM
From: Hank  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 5582
 
Troutscum,

It must be really terrible to be devoid of money AND originality!

I bet you're a lousy trout fisherman too.