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Politics : Al Gore vs George Bush: the moderate's perspective -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Hawkmoon who wrote (4643)	11/3/2000 10:53:02 PM
From: Ben Wa	Respond to of 10042

oops, I forgot about hydroponics. I guess if Gore wins, the White House cleaning crew won't have to vacuum for seeds in the carpet. Gore only smokes the best. The funny thing is, I can actually see Big Al taking a big toke, expanding the manly chest of his, holding it in....waiting about maybe...7 seconds, and due to his familiar heritage in tobacco, letting it out and not even having the urge for even the slightest cough. Soon they'll be using videotapes of Al on how to smoke Thai sticks. It'll be a series. Here we go, we need a title: "Smoking Thai sticks the Tennessee Way" by Al Gore Lesson #1 - Introduction a. What IS a Thai stick b. How I first encountered Thai sticks c. How do you know if what you have is REALLY a Thai Stick? d. What if I get ripped off? Contact telephone numbers. Lesson #2 - Preparation a. Equipment Preparation, with sections on dry pipes, bongs, and rolling it cigarette paper. b. To unwrap or not? Pros and Cons, i.e., "What's that funny string for?" c. Crumbling technique Lesson #3 - Smoking your Thai stick a. How much do I use? (with advice for first timers) b. Duration of leaf ignition - how long to apply the flame to your bowl. c. Well folks, you get the idea... With probably one of the best chefs around working in the White House, nobody ever bothered to ask why Billary always had the urge for Big Macs. Would it have been impolite to suggest during a press conference that maybe the chef goes home after a certain hour and after a bj and getting stoned with Monica, Clinton had the munchies and the only thing open was Mickey D's? Too bad I wasn't in the oval office with Clinton and a cigar - I'd hand it back to him after sticking in an orafice, and I'd make the gimp smoke it, too.