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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: jlallen who wrote (61416)	11/7/2000 9:35:29 AM
From: DMaA	Respond to of 769670

Loser Al. Which Al was the real Al?

To: jlallen who wrote (61416)	11/7/2000 9:37:27 AM
From: Don Hurst	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769670

The one without the DUI record.

To: jlallen who wrote (61416)	11/7/2000 9:40:41 AM
From: Bill	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769670

An Israeli doctor said "medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor said, "that's nothing. In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor said, "In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks". The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah!" "We are about to take an asshole out of Tennessee, put him in the White House and half the country will be looking for work the next day."