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To: Harvey Allen who wrote (52843)11/8/2000 5:45:51 AM
From: Harvey Allen  Respond to of 74651
 
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Okefenokee Swamp, Ga., April 53
(By Special Correspondent) --- The
campaign hat of Pogo Possum was
thrown into the presidential ring
today by a group of political
well-wisher who unfortunately
forgot to remove the candidate from
his lid. The Comic Strip character,
who can count on a large following
of sea gulls and other scavengers,
was not noticeably disturbed. "I’ve
been thrown before," he remarked
to a cheering throng of vireos,
titmice, and lesser bobolink.

In 1952 Pogo was thrown so far that he was not even in sight on
inauguration day. From a source close to the White House (a
mouse who wished to remain unanimous) it has been learned
that the Swamp candidate showed up in time for the Easter Egg
roll and was promptly rolled for sixteen jelly beans, one
hardboiled egg, and a chocolate rabbit. "They are playing SOME
kind of a game, there at the Head Manse," said Pogo, when
asked for comment, "but they ain’t playing POSSUM. Not fairly
anyways."

Pressed for ideas on his platform, the Okefenokee citizen
indicated that he was for a regular old-fashioned flat-bottomed
type platform for use at land or sea. When a reporter asked if
this meant he was a "wet" or a "dry" candidate, the candidate
replied that he was wet when it could not be helped but was
normally as dry as a martini. Pogo departed with a motorcycle
escort to keep a date with a small luncheon group of prominent
catfish.

igopogo.com