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Politics : Ask Michael Burke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: S. maltophilia who wrote (85001)11/8/2000 3:27:36 PM
From: Tommaso  Respond to of 132070
 
"I wonder if someone could share with us some of coroners'
platforms, campaign promises, etc. "

How about, "I promise that no constituent of mine will complain of bad treatment at my hands."



To: S. maltophilia who wrote (85001)11/8/2000 5:16:34 PM
From: Knighty Tin  Respond to of 132070
 
Khalil, Here is the basic platform: 1. I promise not to be as ugly as Jack Klugman on "Quincy." 2. If I am as beautiful as Victoria the Coroner on "Diagnosis Murder," scratch my name from the ballot. I'm going to go shack up with Mike Burke. 3. I will not steal the suits off the corpses and then close the casket so nobody can know they are nekkid. <g>


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