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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: asenna1 who wrote (64794)	11/8/2000 8:39:57 PM
From: SecularBull	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769670

It's true. And one time, at band camp...

To: asenna1 who wrote (64794)	11/8/2000 9:39:51 PM
From: Market Tracker	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 769670

<parody> Bush and Gore to Stage Steel Cage Match Sunday on Pay Per View ($29.95) to Determine Outcome of Presidential Election. The campaign managers of both camps have agreed to allow their respective candidates to hold a 2 out of 3 fall "steel cage match" Sunday evening (PPV $29.95) to determine the final outcome of the 2000 Presidential election. The match, held under the sanctioning body of the World Wide Wrestling Federation, (NYSE: WWF) should successfully resolve any questions of who the better man is. Vincent McMahon, Chairman of the WWF stated, "this made-for-TV-event will prove to be bigger than all previous Wrestlemanias combined". He went on to say that, "both contestants appear to be in great physical condition, but the quick and relentless Bush should offset the larger and slower Gore." Proceeds from the contest, are expected to run into the hundreds of millions of dollars, and will be split between the sanctioning body and myself, at a rate to be determined following this novel solution to the U.S. National election. A secret guest referee, rumored to be either Pat Buchanan or Ralph Nader, will oversee the crucial grappling match. The issue will be settled at an undisclosed location somewhere in Florida. <parody>