To: PartyTime who wrote (65835 ) 11/9/2000 12:24:47 PM From: MARK BARGER Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769667 Hey PT, I thought you might enjoy this rant from Yahoo. It does have a nice Yahoo flair doesn't it?!?! ------------------------------------------ -----I've had it with this ARROW s---! Now all of you know damn well that when these old farts left their building to vote - There was an ARROW telling them where the elevator was - There was and ARROW pointing down on the elevator or the poor lost bastards would now be on the roof - There was an arrow telling them where their car was parked for God sakes - when they decided to turn out of the damn parking lot, there was an ARROW BLINKING in their sun scruffled faces - When they looked for directions to the Voting Place, there was an ARROW telling them what direction to go in. When they got to the stop light and had to turn one way or the other, there was an ARROW on the street that told them which way they needed to go. When or if they came to an Interstate, there was and always has been an ARROW telling them where the colossal concrete SOB lies. When they got to the voting place and decided to get their wrinkled asses in line, there was an ARROW that told then which line to get in. Once they entered the God awful jock strap smelling building to vote, unless they were wearing HEAVY DUTY DEPENDS, there was an ARROW telling these lost souls where they could go dribble for Christ's sake. Now, once these folks had finished pissing on themselves and managing to wipe away half the evidence, there was an ARROW telling them how to extricate themselves from this foul smelling unventilated cubicle. NOW - once they were satisfied that all evidence of dribble was gone, unless they were wearing Black or Navy raiment, there was an ARROW telling them where to plant their pointed asses. Now, these poor intellectually disenfranchised souls stayed in that line until they came upon the disembarking line leading to this long sought destination and it was an ARROW that safely got them there. NOW - once in the Booth, they want us to believe they could not Vote correctly because of a GD ARROW. Now I ask you - guess how these lost souls got home? Right - a damn ARROW.""