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Politics : Al Gore vs George Bush: the moderate's perspective -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (5288)11/9/2000 1:08:51 PM
From: active22  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 10042
 
Just think of all the shareholder lawsuits from the NRA, MO, CSCO, MSFT, etc...for Bush giving up too easy.



To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (5288)11/9/2000 1:21:15 PM
From: Ben Wa  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 10042
 
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