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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (70794)	11/10/2000 4:14:09 PM
From: myturn	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 150070

Awesomoe Friday on the OTC market. Terrible day for the overall market. Go TALL NOVX JBRD DYPR WEIR PAPO CHEERS RG

To: Jim Bishop who wrote (70794)	11/10/2000 4:41:39 PM
From: CerealMan	Respond to of 150070

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