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To: Alidotr who wrote (7016)11/10/2000 8:29:17 PM
From: Poet  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 10876
 
Yes, and it means "good for you". They're an amicable bunch. Go try it.

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To: Alidotr who wrote (7016)11/12/2000 7:31:26 PM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 10876
 
A South Florida farmer walks into a lawyer's office.

"May I help you?" asks the lawyer. "Yea," replies the farmer. " I want to git me one of those deevorces."

The lawyer asks, "Do you have any grounds"?

The farmer says, "I got about 140 acres."

"Let me rephrase my question," says the lawyer, "Do you have a grudge"?

"That's where I park my John Deere."

"Wait," says the lawyer, "Do you have a suit?"

"I'm wearin' it."

"Sir," asks the lawyer, "What is wrong? Does your wife beat you up"?

"Nope," says the farmer, "She generally sleeps late."

"Sir!" the lawyer asks,"Just tell me why you want a divorce."

"Well," says the farmer, "I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."