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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: U Up U Down who wrote (74631)11/14/2000 4:11:56 PM
From: U Up U Down  Respond to of 769667
 
Men behaving badly: Bush, Gore and all their minions

Tuesday, November 14, 2000

Barbara Carmen
Dispatch Metro Columnist

The latest joke is that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney
might be the first Republican presidential ticket to be endorsed
by the Kennedy family.

Each drove drunk, and now our esteemed team stands
accused of fixing an election.

Al Gore's strategy is more obvious: He aims to steal the election through a questionable hand
recount. In Florida, they're holding ballots to lights and squinting at faint dents to divine votes.

Further clouding the Sunshine State count are the teams of lawyers dispatched to sue. Depending
on point of view, the Democrats are sending hungry junior partners from Sleezy, Spinn and
Steelit, or the R's are sending the A-team from Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.

In 1960, in Cook County, Ill., the dead voted. In 2000, in Palm Beach County, Fla., the
brain-dead did.
dispatch.com