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To: JF Quinnelly who wrote (56511)11/14/2000 7:29:51 PM
From: Kid Rock  Respond to of 71178
 
Cowboy jokes
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To: JF Quinnelly who wrote (56511)11/14/2000 9:26:08 PM
From: Ish  Respond to of 71178
 
<<, a Stetson>>

Way back when I was in the clothing business we had a guy who wanted a Stetson, open road ( meaning unblocked, or not pre formed ) Sil Belly ( dang near white.) He had done some range work and said those were the only ones that held water to water his horse.



To: JF Quinnelly who wrote (56511)11/14/2000 9:38:37 PM
From: Ish  Respond to of 71178
 
<<My Uncle Cowboy was the real thing. >>

Young dude interrupted Bat Masterson's card game. He said he wanted to be a gun fighter and wanted Bat's opinion.

Bat said he dressed well but could he shoot? Dude drew and shot the cuff link off the right sleeve of the piano player. Bat said that was impressive but could he do it left handed. Dude drew left handed and shot off the left cuff link of the piano player.

Dude asked if he had any more advise and Bat told him to stick his guns in a barrel of lard. When the dude asked why, Bat told him when Marshall Eyrp got done playing the piano he was going to stick those guns up the dude's ass.