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Politics : Why is Gore Trying to Steal the Presidency? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Carolyn who wrote (444)11/14/2000 10:47:17 PM
From: Proud_Infidel  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 3887
 
Monday Night November 13
Leno

Did anyone watch the NBC miniseries about the Bible? Tonight they showed the part where Moses receives the Ten Commandments. Originaly it was just eight, then Moses asked for a recount!

I am getting really annoyed with the networks. It's day six already! Can't they drop the breaking news part?!

One thing we did learn in this election is that your vote does count. It counts over and over and over again.

Turns out some people in Florida couldn't even get inside the polling places to vote. Some of the doors you have to push open, and many Florida voters were pulling on the doors – they were waiting outside for hours!

This election is taking a toll on business, too. Today Burger King asked for a recount and it turns out that McDonald's is 11 burgers short of having served one billion.

I say we let the Teamsters run the next election. Heck, they always know who the winner is beforehand.

Hookers in Florida are now giving election specials. For twenty dollars you can get a hand count!

The latest numbers show Bush ahead by 388. I'm sorry – that's not in votes, that's in executions!

Things are getting ugly on both sides. Republicans are now saying that in Wisconsin, Democrats gave homeless people cigarettes in order to get them to vote. Rpublicans couldn't do that because there are no homeless Republicans.