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Politics : Why is Gore Trying to Steal the Presidency? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: sandintoes who wrote (636)	11/16/2000 11:48:20 AM
From: MasonS	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 3887

Yes...had to have come from one of the precincts

To: sandintoes who wrote (636)	11/16/2000 1:30:16 PM
From: Proud_Infidel	Respond to of 3887

Leno Welcome to the "Tonight Show." It's day number seven - America's losing interest! This recount is going so slow. It's even slower than the kid counting change at McDonald's. The new problem with all the ballots in Florida is that they now smell like Ben-gay! Have you seen Warren Christopher? That guy looks like he needs Gore's makeup tips. He reminds me of the guy from "Tales from the Crypt." This will be Clinton's last Thanksgiving in the White house. That has to be bittersweet for him. Seeing that butterball with its legs in the air – it's got to bring back memories for him. Prince Charles turns 52 today! (applause) If you need a gift idea, giant ear muffs are always good! Mister Rogers is calling it quits. Yeah, there goes the neighborhood! On this day in 1914 the first bra was invented. After 86 years, no one has told Kathy Lee about this product! Letterman I had to go to the doctor today. I had a hanging chad! This ballot mess has come down to one thing – it can all be traced to Elian! Here's my solution to the election. Bush will be the president of the red states and Gore will be president of the blue states. It's over, that's all! The son of Florida Governor Jeb Bush, his son Jeb Junior, he's just 16 years old. Turns out last month he was found in a parking lot naked with a girl. I'm thinking this might be the Bush with presidential material. Tonight's Clinton classic joke is from January 30, 1998. President Clinton went to see the movie "Titanic" this weekend. Clinton has much in common with the Titanic. Twelve hundred people have gone down on him! Conan Welcome to day number seven of the election coverage. People watching us are now starting to think I'm Tom Brokaw! Each network has their own theme for their election coverage. MSNBC is calling it the "Battle for the White House," CNN is calling it "The Florida Recount," and Fox is calling their coverage "When Bikini Voters Attack!" The recount in Florida had to be done by 5:00 p.m. today. This was because the vote counters couldn't miss the early bird special!