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To: CIMA who wrote (71467)11/16/2000 5:00:53 PM
From: Vision21  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 150070
 
To the citizens of the United States of America:

Following your failure to elect anybody, either a half
decent candidate or a B-movie actor as President of the USA
to govern yourselves and, by extension, the free world, we
hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume a
monarch's duties over all states, commonwealths and other
territories. To aid in the transition to a British Crown
Dependency, please comply with the following acts:

1. Look up "revoke" in a dictionary
2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God Save the Queen"
3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
4. Declare war on Quebec and France
5. Arrest Mel Gibson for treason
6. Learn to play cricket
7. Enjoy warm flat beer and British cuisine
8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday
9. All members of this British Crown Dependency will be
required to take 6 weeks annual vacation and observe
statutory tea breaks
10. Driving on the left is now compulsory

Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with
you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due
(backdated to 1776). Thank you for your cooperation and...
have a jolly nice day and incidentally, Thanksgiving is
not to be a legal holiday anymore.