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To: deibutfeif who wrote (118124)	11/16/2000 7:13:24 PM
From: The Duke of URL©	Respond to of 186894

As you know, Scumbria has been working on a new processor. Prior to this I have been sworn to secrecy. But in light of his last number of posts I can now reveal the details of that processor: Rather than using the advanced technique of "fuzzy logic", Scumbria's new processor uses the more advanced concept of......."twisted logic". Feed it any data in any form and it will calculate any result you wish. The processor, in addition, uses NO memory whatsoever. The Department of Justice has already ordered 167! They plan on using them in Wang wordproccessors to produce an anticipated 12,000 anti-trust Complaints in less than 23 seconds, after the election, 12 of which will be used exclusively by the Boies law firm to draft interpretations of court orders.