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To: Nite-Man who wrote (16906)	11/17/2000 4:35:28 PM
From: Wayners	Respond to of 30928

***ATTENTION THREAD***** I just received the following PM from Nite-Trailer Trash. I think its his Christmas letter for this year. Yikes!!! Hi there Wayne...Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I love being a babe hound. Girls make spit roll down my chin. I have a stomach problem and fart alot. My mom has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day. My brother Hank is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances. My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. She smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over and they leak yellow stuff on the furniture. The flies are terrible. My mom says she is almost positive that one of three inmates is my dad. He lives in a Federal Penitentiary in Montana. When he gets out in 55 years we are going fishing. My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident. We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is only 27 and all ready in the 4th grade. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name. My half brother JimBob and his wife used to be my sister. She is a hottie. They raise Possum in their back yard. They are not allowed to have children. My older sister Sue Ellen has 15 kids and they all look different. We depend on her welfare check to get by. She has a disease that makes her itch. Jethro is my 1st cousin. He runs a tomato stand down by the highway. He once went 53 days without taking a bath. Buck is my second cousin. He is pretty smart. Buck is going to be a dentist some day. He does all the work on our teeth. He's going to be a dentist. My sisters boyfriend for now is Larry. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy butt. Michael used to be my best friend but got killed by a bus on the interstate. I still wear his underwear. I used to throw stuff at 3 kids. There are only 2 of them now. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more. Jake holds the park BMX record. He once jumped over 7 trailers. Jake crashed alot and talks real slow now. His doctor told him to wear a helmit. My uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore. He is a Veitnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store. He thinks he's prettier than Tipper but still voted for Gore/ Buchanan. My step brother Phil had a hunting accident years ago. The bullet is lodged just over his right ear. It's hard to understand him sometimes and he always stinks like rotten cheese. I also voted for Gore/Buchanon.