The Gore impression was excellent, really.
Do work up a George Bush impression, too! Here's some possibly useful material that arrived in my email today!
I know, we've already read most of these statements, but I just can't get enough of them.
Now that I think of it, to parody this guy might be impossible:
> "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's >the
> impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
> ....George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
> ....George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same
> distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures
> where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that
> means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94
>
> "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in
> this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live
> in this century."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95
>
> "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
> democracy - but that could change."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98
>
> "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that
> one word is 'to be prepared'."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93
>
> "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
> the future."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "The future will be better tomorrow."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
>
> "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
>
> "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a
> firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "Public speaking is very easy."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters
>
> "I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going
> to the polls."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr
>
> "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
>
> "For NASA, space is still a high priority."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
>
> "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our
> children."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
>
> "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on
> the mistakes we may or may not have made."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
> "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
>
>> "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93
>
> "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
> ....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. |
