To: elpolvo who wrote (17577 ) 11/18/2000 2:33:08 AM From: jjkirk Read Replies (1) | Respond to Of course, polvie, I will be happy to manage your kampain! I submit this, our kickoff address, which I am prepared to give at the drop of a chad! I trust it meets your disapproval. Your most disobedient servant...jjdaley , am mr. polvie's kampain manager as he runs from office of thread laurete. MR. POLVIE doesn't WANT TO FIGHT FOR YOU, THE PEOPLE OF THE PORCH. MR. POLVIE WANTS YOU TO VOTE FOR MR CLAPPY FOR THREAD LAURETE. PLEASE REST ASSURED THAT YOUR VOTE WILL BE COUNTED...AND COUNTED...AND COUNTED...UNTIL WE CAN BE SURE THAT AL POLVIE HAS SUCCESSFULLY NOT BEEN ELECTED. PLEASE JOIN ME IN WELCOMING MR. AL POLVIE!!!!!!Fellow citizens of the porch, let us remember the sacrifices of our Florida bretheren AND bretherenesses, who were brought to blood, sweat and tears by the strain of chad impregnation...we shall cast our votes that those whom our countrypersons have fought and died for...those with the knarled and mangled hands, wracked with pain from endless hours of playing 15 bingo cards at once...sight dimmed by the years and by the application of purple haze hair dye...YES, we will OVERCOME the insurmountable odds of poking the thingie in the right holie next to the arrow doohickey emanating from the left where you can plainly see the name AL POLVIE ...NO we will screw it up and poke the thingie in the next holie UP...with the arrow from the RIGHT where any idiot can plainly see the name PATRICK CLAPPY...at which point we will FIGHT for you and bring in our friends the TRIAL LAWYERS who will sue for you anyone, especially any woman who exhibits intelligence and class...Yes, the rule of law in the great state of Floridation, Flabbergastion and Flummoxation will be determined, not by a bunch of pointy headed legislators in Tallahassee, but by your FRIENDS and mine, Take it off, Take it off, Take it ALL off, Al ]
