To: eddie r gammon who wrote (38950 ) 11/18/2000 9:40:29 PM From: eddie r gammon Respond to of 436258 To that timeless tune by Charlie Daniels: > > Al Gore went down to Florida > He was lookin' for an election to steal. > He was in a bind > Cause he was way behind, > And he was willin' to cut a deal. > > When he came across a Gov'ner > Knawin' on a victory and chewin' hard > Veep Gore jumped up on a hickory stump > and said, "Gov, let me tell you what" > > "I bet you didn't know it but I'm a contender in Florida, too, > and if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. > Now you ran a good campaign down here, but give Al Gore his due. > I'll bet a nation of gold and the white house it holds, > that I got more votes than you!" > > The gov'ner said, "My name's Dubya and it might be a sin.... > But I'll take that bet, your gonna regret, > cause this Texan always wins." > > (Chorus) > > Dubya rally up your troops and fight for that vote hard. > Cause Al Gores loose in Florida and Bill Daley holds the cards. > If you win you get that shiny nation, made of gold, > but if you lose, then Al Gore gets con-trol. > > Al Gore opened up his mouth and said, "I'll start this show." > And fire burned in the eyes of lawyers, who knew they'd make some dough. > And he pulled his hand across his lips, and he made an evil grin. > Then in walked all the Palm Beach voters, > Dubya's chances were lookin' thin. > > (Guitar/bass solo) > > When Al Gore finished, Dubya said, "Well, your pretty good ol' son > Now plant your butt in that chair right there and let me show you how it's > done!" > > (Chorus II) > > Dems in the orange groves, > Run George, Run. > You can't lose now in the land of the sun. > Your dad's on your side and your brother's in tow, > Gore in the White House, God, Please NO! > > (Fast Fiddle/Guitar solo) > > Al Gore bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. > He conceded that golden nation on the Ground at Dubya's feet. > Dubya said, "Gore, just come on back if ya ever wanna try again, > cause I told you once you tree huggin' dunce, this Texan always wins!" >