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To: eddie r gammon who wrote (38950)11/18/2000 9:40:29 PM
From: eddie r gammon  Respond to of 436258
 
To that timeless tune by Charlie Daniels:
>
> Al Gore went down to Florida
> He was lookin' for an election to steal.
> He was in a bind
> Cause he was way behind,
> And he was willin' to cut a deal.
>
> When he came across a Gov'ner
> Knawin' on a victory and chewin' hard
> Veep Gore jumped up on a hickory stump
> and said, "Gov, let me tell you what"
>
> "I bet you didn't know it but I'm a contender in Florida, too,
> and if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
> Now you ran a good campaign down here, but give Al Gore his due.
> I'll bet a nation of gold and the white house it holds,
> that I got more votes than you!"
>
> The gov'ner said, "My name's Dubya and it might be a sin....
> But I'll take that bet, your gonna regret,
> cause this Texan always wins."
>
> (Chorus)
>
> Dubya rally up your troops and fight for that vote hard.
> Cause Al Gores loose in Florida and Bill Daley holds the cards.
> If you win you get that shiny nation, made of gold,
> but if you lose, then Al Gore gets con-trol.
>
> Al Gore opened up his mouth and said, "I'll start this show."
> And fire burned in the eyes of lawyers, who knew they'd make some dough.
> And he pulled his hand across his lips, and he made an evil grin.
> Then in walked all the Palm Beach voters,
> Dubya's chances were lookin' thin.
>
> (Guitar/bass solo)
>
> When Al Gore finished, Dubya said, "Well, your pretty good ol' son
> Now plant your butt in that chair right there and let me show you how
it's
> done!"
>
> (Chorus II)
>
> Dems in the orange groves,
> Run George, Run.
> You can't lose now in the land of the sun.
> Your dad's on your side and your brother's in tow,
> Gore in the White House, God, Please NO!
>
> (Fast Fiddle/Guitar solo)
>
> Al Gore bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
> He conceded that golden nation on the Ground at Dubya's feet.
> Dubya said, "Gore, just come on back if ya ever wanna try again,
> cause I told you once you tree huggin' dunce, this Texan always wins!"
>



To: eddie r gammon who wrote (38950)11/18/2000 9:47:13 PM
From: chic_hearne  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 436258
 
I just ran through my first tax estimate today. I can't see any way that 60-70% of my account is not going to get taken away from me. The account basis I have to use is minus $40K because I started with almost nothing and have taken advantage of my luck to pay off all my college debt. The Man is going to RealMan me. It sure makes you think twice about being an honest upstanding citizen. On the bright side, I feel good about paying welfare to crack mothers. It's good to know I help make all the Dems "programs" possible.



To: eddie r gammon who wrote (38950)11/18/2000 9:54:10 PM
From: Ilaine  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 436258
 
Rush is on Tim Russert tonight at 10 ET. That should be fun. -g-