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Politics : Al Gore vs George Bush: the moderate's perspective -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Hawkmoon who wrote (6816)11/19/2000 6:58:01 PM
From: Sig  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 10042
 
Re Discovering voters intent:
Reporter, talking to city drunk lounging in a doorway near a polling place...
Reporter "Sir, were you here on November 7th?
D. Yesh, sir, i seen the whole thing. I even v-v-v-v
voter myshelf. First time ever too"
Reporter. "Could you state your intent in voting?
D " S-s-s-s shure, I voted to save my life"
Reporter. " Why was that"
D. Well, a nice man came up and I t-t-t-t- told him I wuz dying for a drink, so he gave me this card and said he would give me 5 bucks if I would go in and sign his name and get a ballot to vote for a Mr Algore.
So I got the ballot card and stuffed it in the machine and pulled the lever 5 times just to make sure I had -v-v-v-voted right.
But I never got the 5 smakers tho cause he was gone when I came back out. C-c-c-c-could you spare a fiver for a cup of coffee?
Reporter: "Not today"
The reporter approaches lady leaving grocery store with a paper bag.....
Reporter " Miss, we are taking a survey of peoples intent when voting. Could you help us?
Lady: "Well yes, young man, I certainly can. I voted for the money"
Reporter "For money"
Lady " Yes. Three years ago my husband got a union job and became a Democrat and hes been hounding me ever since to vote Democratic even if I'm a Republican. So last week he dropped me off at the polling place and said if I didn't vote Democratic he would'nt sign his Friday paycheck.
Reporter: "So you cast a vote Mr Gore for money?"
Lady, " No,no, I just TOLD my husband I would vote for Gore, what that SOB doesn't know won't hurt him"
Sig