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To: Esvida who wrote (1724)11/21/2000 10:42:37 AM
From: Barney  Respond to of 3887
 
Fuzzy Math Problem

A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two?"

The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was "Twenty-two."

The second applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001.

The next person was a lawyer. He stated that in the case of Kennyson vs. IRS, two and two was proven to be four.

The last applicant was a vote counter. The business man asked him, "How much is two and two?"

The vote counter got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice....

"How much do you want it to be?"



To: Esvida who wrote (1724)11/21/2000 11:22:51 AM
From: nealm  Respond to of 3887
 
Don't forget the old admonition on IBM punch cards:

"Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate"