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To: Bill who wrote (83471)11/21/2000 2:00:15 PM
From: Techplayer  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769670
 
e-bill, a little more humor...

"Opening: President of Peru. Need: immediate. Location: Lima, Peru; Tokyo, Japan.

No retraining necessary.
Weak constitution permits wide latitude for abuse of power.
Salary: whatever you want - just steal it from the treasury. Or you can just fundraise from the presidential mansion.

Duties and responsibilities:
Lie
Cheat
Steal
Pit social/racial/income groups against each other to divide the country.
Must be able to inject total confusion into simplistic situations to achieve total chaos.

Benefits:

Whatever you want, you get - this is Peru. Good drugs, good coffee, all the hoochie mamas you can handle.
Your own indiginous aboriginal culture to oppress and ethnically cleanse (descendants of the Incas).
No set term limits.

If you are qualified for this opening, please contact Mr. Fujimori, c/o the Peruvian Embassy, Tokyo, Japan.

Peru is not an equal opportunity country."