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To: dkgross who wrote (72183)	11/24/2000 6:24:16 PM
From: CerealMan	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 150070

friday's funnies...late edition...LOL... The following is a list with actual notes from parents (including spelling) to school offices: - My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. - Please excuse Anne for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. - Dear school: Please ekscuse Joe being ansent on Jan. 28, 29, 39, 31, 32, and 33. - Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. - Sally win't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. - My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines. - Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. """"" Actual News Headlines """"" 1. March Planned For Next August 2. L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide 3. Patient At Death's Door - Doctors Pull Him Through 4. Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped 5. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope 6. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 7. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years 8. Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One 9. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 10. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 11. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble! and finally for you fishers out there...LOL... A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart associate standing there with dark shades on. She says, "Excuse me, Sir...can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you will drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes." She didn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway. He said, "Thats a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line...It's a good all around rod and reel, and it's $20.00." She says, "It is amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it." He walks behind the counter to the register, and in the meantime the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was her. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50." She says, "But didn't you say it was $20.00?" He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, the duck call is $3.00, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50." pops