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To: patron_anejo_por_favor who wrote (40944)	11/27/2000 10:31:12 AM
From: Tom Smith	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 436258

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To: patron_anejo_por_favor who wrote (40944)	11/27/2000 10:40:10 AM
From: RJL	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 436258

A letter from Al Gore that somehow made it's way into my mailbox... ---- My Fellow Americans, You suck. How could you elect some sauced-up Texas cow-puncher to the highest office in the land over me? I'm more experienced than Bush, I'm a better statesman, I've done more for this country, hell, I'm even better looking than that pasty-faced mamma's boy. Not to mention the most important advantage, I'm not from Texas. They say only queers and steers come from Texas. How is it going to look to visiting dignitaries when they see a pair of longhorns on the hood of the presidential limousine? The man is a lush, folks. Do you really want some boozer throwing keggers at the White House and cruising around D.C. half in the bag and running into lightpoles? Well, that's what you're going to get. And I'll tell you something else. Bush has got a small dick. It's true. Laura told me. That's right, Dubya, I banged her. I banged her like a screen door. What do you think about that? I deserve this presidency, damnit. I earned it. I didn't spend eight years kissing Bill Clinton's doughy, white ass and tucking chinamen into the Lincoln bedroom just so I could go back to divinity school. Where's my reward? Where are my blowjobs? Do you know I haven't had oral sex since 1993? It's no Mardi Gras curling up next to the Prozac princess every night and interns don't do favors for the V.P. Those are the kind of sacrifices I've made for this country. And what do I get in return? "Thanks a lot Al. You can go back to Tennessee now." Well, no thank you M'am. A Democratic administration wasn't so bad. Look at everything we've accomplished: we had a few laughs, we had a war, we balanced the budget, we had an impeachment, in my book that's good politics. Do you really want to go back to a Republican White House? Well, you can read my lips, you morons are all fucking insane. Nobody in their right mind would elect Bush. So I want a re-vote, God-damnit. I want those booths set up again, and I want a new ballot designed. One with a hole right next to my God-damned name. And this time everybody can get it right. Thank you.