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Politics : Al Gore vs George Bush: the moderate's perspective -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: epicure who wrote (7798)	11/27/2000 4:09:43 PM
From: Solon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 10042

Let me repeat your order: "Meal #3--PICKLES, supersized; A side order of pickles, and two pickle specials; And one large order of iced pickle juice. Can I get you anything else?! Extra pickles on that? Certainly! Please pull ahead to the third window."

To: epicure who wrote (7798)	11/29/2000 10:31:17 PM
From: Solon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 10042

I thought this was sort of on topic! Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh, she got fired too."