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Politics : Should God be replaced? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: epicure who wrote (3381)	11/27/2000 5:56:35 PM
From: Solon	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 28931

Well, I didn't have the appropriate seque. Anyhow, this is more for the naughty side of the class! It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and young Sister Magdalene Edwards had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene Edwards was also instructed not to look at Fr. John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray. The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone. "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved." "Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked the old nun. "Well, when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven." "Did he now," said the old nun evenly. Sister Magdalene continued, "And Fr. John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock." "Is that a fact," said the old nun even more evenly. "At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved." "That wicked old Devil," said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!"

To: epicure who wrote (3381)	11/27/2000 7:58:21 PM
From: cosmicforce	Respond to of 28931

Aren't you the huffy little X !!! You seem to have some incipient envy of my social status and position around here. I wasn't praying to the tire God so why should he pick on me? It's a good story otherwise. Maybe it was you since you were down there. After all, I only have your word that it was different days. If only it were true!! Maybe it is paybacks for that day I prevented tire damage by being too cautious a couple of weeks past. Are you stalking me?