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Politics : Should God be replaced? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Druss who wrote (3425)	11/29/2000 1:28:41 AM
From: Solon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 28931

Excellent Druss! Oh, by the way. I caught that frog of yourn that escaped. His bin a good companion ta me. A guy walks into a bar with a frog. He sits next to this real attractive lady, places the frog up on the counter, and orders a drink. The lady says, "That is a disgusting looking frog you got there." The guys says, "Yeah well lemme tell ya something. This here frog is the best damn pussy eater you ever seen." The lady is outrages and says so then promptly gets up and moves across the bar. A few hours pass and the lady starts thinking about the frog. So she staggers back up to the guy and says, "Ok prove it!" They run and get a hotel room. The lady gets nude and is lying on the bed with legs spread open wide. The guy takes the frog and puts it in position, then commands, "Go homer!" The frog lays there and he commands again, "Go Homer." The frog still does nothing. He picks up the frog, tosses it into the corner and says, "If I've shown ya once I've shown ya 1000 times. Now watch how it's done!"

To: Druss who wrote (3425)	11/29/2000 1:59:19 AM
From: Solon	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 28931

Now I definitely gotta git goin... "Good evening ladies," Sherlock Holmes said as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench. "Do you know them?" Dr. Watson asked. "No," Holmes replied, "I've never met the nun, the prostitute or the newlywed we just passed." "Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you know all that?" "Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the banana by holding it one hand and using the fingers of the other hand to properly break the fruit into small pieces." "The prostitute," he continued, "grabbed with both hands and crammed the whole thing into her mouth." "Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did you know the third was a newlywed?" "Because she held it with one hand and pushed her head toward it with the other."