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To: Solon who wrote (3489)	11/29/2000 11:32:29 AM
From: Solon	Respond to of 28931

This drunk, Chris, is sitting in a bar and asks the bartender, "Where’s the bathroom at?" The bartender says, "Go down the hall and make a right." Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream and wonders what is going on in the bathroom. A few minutes go by again and everybody at the bar hears another loud scream that comes out of the bathroom again. This time the bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. He opens the door and asks the drunk, “What’s all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers away.” The drunk says, “I’m sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.” With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in and says, “No wonder, you’re sitting on a mop bucket!"