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Politics : Why is Gore Trying to Steal the Presidency? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: cutiger who wrote (3010)	11/29/2000 5:58:06 PM
From: Cola Can	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 3887

Al Gore - The Black Knight Al Gore reminds me of the "Black Knight" from the movie "Monty Python's King Author In Search Of The Holy Grail." If any of you have seen this, then you know what I am refering to. To those who don't, let me setup the scene: King Author wishes to cross a bridge, but the Black Knight is guarding it. Well, the two soon start a sword fight. As the fight progresses, King Author cuts off the Black Knight's arm. King Author proclaims, "The battle is mine, Sir Knight." The Black Knight refuses to admit defeat. King Author says, "But I've cut your arm off." The Black Knight explains, "It is only a flesh wound." So the Black Knight picks up the sword with his other arm, and the fight continues. Soon, King Author cuts off the Knight's other arm. Still the Knight refuses to admit defeat. The Black Knight starts running up and kicking King Author. King Author explains kicking is unfair. The Black Kinight keeps it up and starts to annoy King Author. King Author says, "Stop it Sir Knight....I'll have your legs..." King Author finally can take no more, so he cuts off one of the Black Knight's legs. The Black Knight is left to hopping on one leg and keeps bumping into King Author. Finally King Auhtor cuts the Knight's other leg off. The Black Knight has no arms or legs now, and is on the ground in an upright position. The Black Knight looks down at his left side, then looks down at his right side and says, "Ok, we'll call it a draw." LOL Al Gore, on the ground with no arms and legs and says, "I've got a 50-50 chance of winning this thing." LOL! What an idiot.