To: greg s who wrote (119919 ) 11/30/2000 5:05:42 PM From: The Duke of URLĀ© Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 186894 The Dead, good choice, BUT why don't you join us inside a bottle of good ole' Charlie Daniels: (to the tune of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia") ALGORE WENT DOWN TO FLORIDA AlGore went down to Florida He was lookin' for some election to steal. He was in a bind Cause he was way behind, And he was willin' to cut a deal. When he came across a Gov'ner Knawin' on a victory and chewin' hard, Veep Gore jumped up on a hickory stump and said, "Gov, let me tell you what" "I bet you didn't know it but I'm a contender in Florida too, and if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you ran a good campaign down here, but give Al Gore his due. I'll bet a nation of gold and the white house that it holds, that I got more votes than you!" The gov'ner said, "My names Dubya and it might be a sin.... But I'll take that bet, you're gonna regret, cause this Texan always wins" (Chorus) Dubya rally up your troops and fight for that vote hard. Cause AlGore's loose in Florida and Bill Daley holds the cards. If you win you get that shiny nation, made of gold, but if you lose, then AlGore gets control. AlGore opened up his mouth and said "I'll start this show" And fire burned in the eyes of lawyers, who knew they'd make some dough. And he pulled his hand across his lips, and he made an evil grin. Then in walked all the Palm Beach voters, Dubya's chances were lookin' thin. (Guitar/bass solo) When AlGore finished, Dubya said... "Well, your pretty good ol' son. Now plant your butt in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done!" (Chorus II) Dems in the orange groves, Run George, Run. You can't lose now in the land of the sun. Your dad's on your side and your brother's in tow, AlGore in the White House, God, Please NO! (Fast Fiddle/Guitar solo) AlGore bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat. He conceded that golden nation on the Ground at Dubya's feet. Dubya said, "Gore, just come on back if ya ever wanna try agin, cause I told you once you tree huggin' dunce, this Texan always wins!" :))ragingbull.altavista.com