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To: CerealMan who wrote (72974)	12/1/2000 1:34:13 PM
From: Jim Bishop	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 150070

WHEN BB?

To: CerealMan who wrote (72974)	12/1/2000 1:38:57 PM
From: CerealMan	Respond to of 150070

friday's funnies...early edition... REJECTED DR. SUESS BOOKS... 1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch 2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 3. Fox In Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? 5. Horton Hires a Ho 6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 8. Your Colon Can Moo - Can You? 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 10. The Cat in the Blender 11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Fuck Out! 12. Are You My Proctologist? 13. Yentl the Lentil 14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket 15. Aunts in My Pants "Little Golden Books That Never Made It": 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad's New Wife Robert 4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: - An I-Can-Do-It Book 6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9. All Cats Go to Hell 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 11. Some Kittens Can Fly 12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 19. You Were an Accident 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games 22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan 23. Your Nightmares Are Real 24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried? 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry... Florida Bumper Stickers... Palm Beach: "We put the 'da' in Florida" Florida: "If you don't like the way we count - take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states" Florida: "We can't count ballots - but we can play 15 BINGO cards at one time"... Oscar's New Mercedes... Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing. Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, "Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!" "Dear God! Did you try to stop him?" "No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number!" ... and finally... You Know You're Getting Older When... You and your teeth don't sleep together... Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any... At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal... Your back goes out but you stay home... When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture... It takes two tries to get up from the couch... When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio... When happy hour is a nap... When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does... When you say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it... When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age... When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there... Your idea of weight lifting is standing up... It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired... Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer... Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.... You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going... The pharmacist has become your new best friend... Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot... The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals... It takes twice as long - to look half as good... Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work... You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time... You sink your teeth into a steak - and they stay there... You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good... You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore... You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart... You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it... enjoy the weekend... pops