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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (6711)12/1/2000 6:51:52 PM
From: HG  Respond to of 13020
 
The happiest days of my life are the blank pages of my diary...

- I really don't remember who said this. I first read the quote some 20 years ago in the Readers Digest and thought the guy had a point there...



To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (6711)12/1/2000 8:04:47 PM
From: HG  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 13020
 
HA HA HA ! He's really cute !

"You should see the way my wife looks in the morning. She ran after the garbage man and said, "AM I too late for the garbage ?" He said, "No, jump right in."

- Henry Youngman



To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (6711)12/2/2000 12:46:23 PM
From: Volsi Mimir  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 13020
 
My father worked for the same firm for twelve years.
They fired him. They replaced him with a tiny gadget
this big. It does everything that my father does,
only it does it much better. The depressing thing
is my mother ran out and bought one.

~Woody Allen


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