To: Futurist who wrote (102396 ) 12/5/2000 5:01:15 PM From: SecularBull Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 769667 TO BE A NEW DEMOCRAT: 1) You have to believe that the current cycle of economic prosperity began after January 20, 1993. You have to believe that releasing part of the strategic oil reserve will make a dent in the rising cost of fuel. Furthermore, in all of your environmental idealism, you have to believe that gasoline for your car comes out of the pump and not from the nation's refineries. You have to oblivious to the irony that Al Gore wants to lower fuel prices (which is an oxymoron if you take Al Gore at his word). 2) You have to believe that everyone should have the right to wealth without taking the personal responsibility to create it. You have to be convinced that all rich people inherited their wealth, or that they stole it from hard working Americans. 2a) You have to believe that a progressive tax code is fair. You believe that the government has to find ways to "pay for" a tax cut. 3) You have to expect that Government's purpose it to provide for you, and that printing more money to do it is fine if that's what it takes. Better yet, tax the rich even more. They don't need it. 4) You have to believe that it is Government's responsibility to sanction gay marriage and abortion on demand as a form of birth control. 5) You have to believe that capitalism is morally wrong, as long as you're not benefiting from it. 6) While you allegedly support the First Amendment, you believe that prayer in school is wrong. 7) You have to believe that you're so unable to be a good role model for your children that you are resigned to the fact that they are destined to have sex and get stoned before the age of eighteen. You assume that your children are dumber than you. 8) You have to believe that just because a child is unborn, means that it has no rights of its own. You prefer convenience over personal responsibility, yet you raise hell if Government infringes upon your rights. 9) You may profess to be religious, but only as long as it is convenient. 10) You have to believe that contemporary whites should pay reparations to blacks for crimes committed against them over 140 years ago. You believe that no minority is capable of success in this country without the government, and those that are must be "Uncle Toms". You profess to be believers in the message of Dr. Martin Luther King, but you're hung up on skin color over the content of one's character as the basis for failure. 11) You have to accept that it is alright for the chief law enforcement officer of this country to lie under oath in a civil case over matters you now deem to be trivial. You use the justification that it's alright, because everyone does it... 12) You have to believe that the Bill of Rights is actually an a la carte menu for you to selectively choose or turn down, when convenient to you. 13) You have to abdicate your responsibility as a parent and allow Government to provide condoms galore, since you are convinced that your children are as morally bankrupt as the self-serving, convenience oriented role model that you set for them. 14) You have to believe that special interest groups like the ACLU, NOW, and NAACP have a special claim to constitutional protection that others like the NRA should not be allowed to have. This is in keeping with your selective interpretation of the Bill of Rights when it suits your agenda. 15) You have to believe that Europe won World War II without the assistance of the United States, and that Europe has remained relatively conflict free without the help of NATO (see also the United States). You have to believe that 80% income tax rates stimulate economic growth and encourage personal financial achievement. 16) You have to believe that Government can save people from themselves. 17) You have to believe that it is normal for 6th graders to be engaging in sexual activity, and that we might as well give them the gear to do it right. 18) You have to believe that handguns, alcohol, and tobacco have killed more people in the world than Soviet and Chinese regimes. You have to also believe that handguns have a mind of their own, and are capable of killing without human intervention. 19) You have to accept that such high expressions of art as "Piss Christ" should be funded by the Government. You have to believe that Government should fund all art, and not only that which reflects the collective values of the majority of the society that funds it. You have to claim to be discriminated against when you don't get your way. 20) You have to believe that private property should be subject to government confiscation. 21) You have to have convinced yourself that Clinton's impeachment was not about the highest law enforcement officer in the land lying under oath, but simply about sex. 22) You have to believe that you know what's going on, and that anyone that disagrees with you lives in that part of the country where James Byrd and Matthew Sheppard were killed, which explains their ignorance. 23) You advocate solutions that deal with the consequences of problems rather than the causes. You prefer throwing other people's money at problems rather than taking the long view. You assume that little pills will suffice where there is a lack of personal responsibility.