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To: Poet who wrote (56)	12/5/2000 8:06:18 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 6089

Hundreds. Here's one. A rabbit and a snake are moving through the forest on a dark night. It is so dark that they bump into each other by accident. The rabbit says to the snake, "Let's play a game! We will feel each other's bodies and guess what we are! You go first!" The snake says, "OK, you have long ears, a little bushy tail, and a wet nose.......you must be a rabbit!" The rabbit say, "Right! OK, let's see...you're long and slippery.....you're like a big dick with no balls... . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..."you must be an attorney!"

To: Poet who wrote (56)	12/5/2000 8:12:36 PM
From: Don Pueblo	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 6089

Here's one you can tell any elderly lady and watch her squirm. It works really good. Mrs. Rich, a very wealthy widow, calls down on her private intercom to her butler in the garage . "Jeeves, please come up to my bedroom immediately." When Jeeves arrives, Mrs. Rich looks at him and says, "Jeeves, I want you to take my jacket off." "But madam!" Jeeves replies. "Do it, Jeeves, do it now." "Yes, madam." Now, Jeeves, take off my blouse." "But madam!" "Just do it, Jeeves. I am ordering you." "Yes, madam." "Now, Jeeves, I want you to take off all my clothes." "BUT MADAM!!!" "Jeeves, take off all my clothes!!" "Yes, madam.." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ."Now, Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, I shall be forced to let you go."